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by Alexis » Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:47 pm
WillPool wrote: ↑ Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:35 pm
These lines have had me giggling away, taken from a recently submitted accident notification:
Injury: "Right foot, the injury was between the middle and index finger"
"The Injured party was taken to the first aid room to stop the pleading"
"The area of the toilets was completely blocked to aid the investigation"
Will
Brilliant!!
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by Towsey » Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:06 pm
Hahahaha
Was this for real?
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by WillPool » Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:26 am
Very much so, although the person writing the report doesnt have English as their first language
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by Towsey » Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:51 pm
"respect the unexpected"
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