For the second time in 14 days I have suffered a severe pain in my wallet, as my wife and daughter go Christmas shopping.
Can anybody suggest a homeopathic cure??
I have tried locking in dungeons, chaining up in the shed and such like but they seem to be able to escape at will.
A dram of single malt does is temporarily good but the pain returns quickly
Wallet Pain
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Re: Wallet Pain
Maybe you should put your wallet and all its contents in a circle of salt and put a spell on it that means if the wallet or cards are removed from the circle it will render them useless........
You got to love Christmas shopping, maybe if you are good, one might even be for you
You got to love Christmas shopping, maybe if you are good, one might even be for you
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Re: Wallet Pain
Fletcher wrote:For the second time in 14 days I have suffered a severe pain in my wallet, as my wife and daughter go Christmas shopping.
Can anybody suggest a homeopathic cure??
I have tried locking in dungeons, chaining up in the shed and such like but they seem to be able to escape at will.
A dram of single malt does is temporarily good but the pain returns quickly
Sorry no known cure
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Re: Wallet Pain
As you know, homoeopathic cures are all diluted and not always as efficient as first assessed.
Consideration has to be taken as to the evidence produced at each purchase and the benefits they have for the Finance Manager against the costs incurred.
So, I would think you have to keep a note of any written or verbal interactions between the Finance Manager and the homeopathetic buyers until the C-Day arrives, whereupon you may be able to re-coup (but not of the proverbial "chicken" coup persona) some of the non-diluted homoeopathetic scraps and resign yourself to the fact that you will enter 2014 slightly less solvent.
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Re: Wallet Pain
Ah, another victim of the Shau Ping
I would strongly suggest you keep repeating your existing medication until it either renders you oblivious to the activity or your wallet empty
I would strongly suggest you keep repeating your existing medication until it either renders you oblivious to the activity or your wallet empty
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Re: Wallet Pain
It's dark no sign of the runaways.
Informed local police, but SHE just smiled nicely and said that no crime had been committed.
Thanks ladies for the sympathy, but I suppose it is a foregone conclusion that you would aid and abet.
I shall have to have a wee dram or six as you suggest Zman.
Informed local police, but SHE just smiled nicely and said that no crime had been committed.
Thanks ladies for the sympathy, but I suppose it is a foregone conclusion that you would aid and abet.
I shall have to have a wee dram or six as you suggest Zman.
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Re: Wallet Pain
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Above is just an imagine - no mobile funny business hehe
Above is just an imagine - no mobile funny business hehe
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