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I'll go for a Silly Smurf for a last Xmas Eve go.

Have you been on the Smurf's website recently?

OMG!

It's amazing! One could find oneself lost in there for quite some time :lol:

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Jack Kane wrote: Thu Dec 24, 2020 4:51 pm I'll go for a Silly Smurf for a last Xmas Eve go.

Have you been on the Smurf's website recently?

OMG!

It's amazing! One could find oneself lost in there for quite some time :lol:

https://www.smurf.com/
That's a great wee website! :D

Wonder if Mr Owl will do a quick fly past next on this Boxing Day. .salut
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clapclap clapclap clapclap

Very quick fly past in this wind :lol:

Perhaps Wendo might drop in next ./thumbsup..
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I'm going for a festive Smurf again me thinks.

I have a saying in my own head, especially when I've had a wee trial or three of one of Mrs Kane's xcellent xmas pressies...whisky blending kit! do_a_penfold...
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That festive Smurf seems to have a kit similar to yours perhaps Jack!! :lol: .drunkensmilie

I think our wise one will take a wee peek next. ;)
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clapclap clapclap


As requested :wave:


As it’s a Bank Holiday today, not sure who may be passing .scratch

I’ll say a Granite City resident ./thumbsup..
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Happy New Smurf Year :wave: :happy6:

Back to Jack then??
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Safetysmurf wrote: Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:10 pm Happy New Smurf Year :wave: :happy6:

Back to Jack then??
Happy new Smurf year back at you Smurfy. .cheers Hope all is well. :D

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Happy new year :D :wave:

Yon wise owl next maybe?
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clapclap clapclap

but a bit later than was probably thought :wave:

Alexis next after her food gathering ./thumbsup..
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:lol: :lol: clapclap clapclap clapclap

Had a mountain of shovelling to remove my car from the clutches of freezing ice and snow before able to do any food gathering. :lol: :lol: All good to keep the muscles toned. :lol:

Mr Smurfy are you out in that cold working?
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No...............I'm in my office nice and warm..............no snow here .scratch

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