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SteveDDon wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:37 pm Hi Alexis,

There’s often an owl lurking :D

I suspect that the blue Smurf is also lurking around :wave:
yoooooooohoooooooooo-yooooooooooo :lol: :lol: :lol: The prize is yours! clapclap :lol:

Must be a blue smurf as you say Mr O. :lol:
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I just cannot believe this post! :lol:

People around the world look for a formula for success on forums, but here it is, just ask a daft question! :lol:

Wait a minute though, HSfB is all about that ./thumbsup.. .cheers

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:lol: :lol: Indeed Jack. "no such thing as a "daft" question".

Where is that blue smurf?? .scratch
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He's about somewhere :wave:

Maybe willpool next?
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We knew you would be lurking in the background. :lol: :wave:

Good to see you. .salut

I will go with a newbie for the silly corner. .geek
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Well we started the year with this silly thread so I thought I end it the same way.

Happy new Year to all and maybe Jack will start this thread again in 2024
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Nope, only me :shock:

Happy New Year :occasion9:

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clapclap clapclap clapclap You got me Will. :lol:

Happy New 2024 to you and yours Mr Owl extraordinaire! :lol: Cannot believe you've done this again! :lol:

There has to be a wee blue smurf somewhere in the background that needs a wee Happy New Year for 2024 before Jack gets the message. :lol:
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Boo :smilebox:

Got say, I am flabbergasted this is still going on .jokercolour

Quick visit, hope everyone is well and healthy

Fire safety has gone beyond bonkers .scratch H&S put us to shame :lol:

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[smilie=smiley-faces-28.gif] That's never oor Hammer!!!!! :lol:

Great to see you even for a quick visit H. clapclap Hope all is well with you. .salut

We too cannot believe this is still going. :lol:

So, to comply with the "rules" of this post...................... :roll:

.......will oor Jack maybe throw a word or two in next, or will that twitt-wooooing Mr O take a punt? .scratch
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Nah, only me :wave:

Alexis again?
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Nope just me.

Wow, can't believe this thread has been resurrected.... again

Alexis again....? .scratch
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