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Only Me :wave:

Alexis Next?
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I "only me", :lol: clapclap clapclap

I am thinking Jack may just be around later. ;)
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Good shot o squirrelly one :D :wave:

I'll go for a late evening Alexis again .compress
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Alexis next though?
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Here I am! spongebob clapclap clapclap clapclap

Hey hey Mr Blue-elo? :lol:
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Back to Alexis?

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Och, o.k. then! :occasion9:

Mr Owl.....I do hope you are feeling a bit better now. .pale
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Nah it's the little blue one.....

Maybe the wise ole owl?

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Alexis next?

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WillPool wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 6:24 am homer

Alexis next?

Will .salut
You always get the easy one due to your time difference. :lol:

If you're feeling better Mr Wise one, drop in and if you don't feel well enough, here's bighug to let you know we care.

Otherwise..................It must be Mr Sandman calling next. :lol:
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homer

felling better :D
Also feeling poorer as the dishwasher gave up the ghost so I bite the bullet and bought a new one from a German brand which comes with a 5 year warranty for pease of mind

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I'll go with Alexis ./thumbsup..
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.scratch

Alexis?

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