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by WillPool » Sat Mar 23, 2024 6:48 am
Only Me
Alexis Next?
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by Jack Kane » Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:38 pm
Good shot o squirrelly one
I'll go for a late evening Alexis again
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by WillPool » Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:08 am
Alexis next though?
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by Alexis » Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:22 am
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by WillPool » Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:26 am
Back to Alexis?
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by Alexis » Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:48 am
Och, o.k. then!
Mr Owl.....I do hope you are feeling a bit better now.
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by Safetysmurf » Tue Apr 02, 2024 3:38 pm
Nah it's the little blue one.....
Maybe the wise ole owl?
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by WillPool » Wed Apr 03, 2024 6:24 am
Alexis next?
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by Alexis » Wed Apr 03, 2024 1:31 pm
WillPool wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 6:24 am
Alexis next?
Will
You always get the easy one due to your time difference.
If you're feeling better Mr Wise one, drop in and if you don't feel well enough, here's
to let you know we care.
Otherwise..................It must be Mr Sandman calling next.
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by SteveDDon » Sun Apr 07, 2024 11:40 am
felling better
Also feeling poorer as the dishwasher gave up the ghost so I bite the bullet and bought a new one from a German brand which comes with a 5 year warranty for pease of mind
Next
I'll go with Alexis
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by WillPool » Sun Apr 07, 2024 4:14 pm
It is better to be careful 100 times than to get killed once.
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