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Sorry just the owl that stirred the pot :D

Come on Jack, your turn next :wave:
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Nope, Only Me :wave:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: clapclap Resurrection. :lol:

I do wonder where our blue Smurf is lurking? .scratch M6, M1??
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As it's night time I'm hoping to catch an Owl out on the prowl :D
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clapclap clapclap clapclap

Well done, who next .scratch

I’ll go for Alexis ./thumbsup..
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Nope [smilie=smiley-faces6.gif]

Only me :D

.scratch Alexis next? .scratch
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clapclap clapclap clapclap

Here I am! :hello2:

Is there a smurf around? .scratch
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Yep - :wave:

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Nope unlucky.

I'm going to go for me :lol:

I'll be back a wee bit later to see how I got on :lol:
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Sorry Jack my turn :lol:

But you will be next ./thumbsup..
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clapclap clapclap clapclap

Good shot dude :lol:

I think you will be next Steve ;)

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homer

Sorry Jack, only me :P

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