The wheels on the van go thwap thwap thwap, thwap thwap thwap, thwap thwap thwap, the wheels on the van go thwap thwap thwap and then you lose control... Front side passenger tyre goes flat on a busy dual carriageway with no hard shoulder. Cant change the wheel myself - i've not been trained......
and it's raining...Dear Diary, 29th November
Despite my van being restricted to 63 mph, and having that clearly posted on the back of my van, Numpty and his bumchum are up my Butt on the A130 flashing their lights whilst im over taking two lorries. As I get by and move over to let Numpty by, bumchum throws a lump of metal at my windshield, but like the fog on the morn, he mist.
Dear Diary, 6th December
It's a bit wet out and this dirt track looks a little iffy. Slippin and a slidin, side to side, a vaxhall combo van in the mud, what a ride... and in to a ditch in the dark. Hey Mr RAC man, its 7.30am and I could use your help. ETA 8pm. Why so long? because 2'c is "extremley cold" and causing lots of problems.
Dear Diary, 8th December
The wheels on the van go thwap thwap thwap... oh you know this one...
Oh, and the windscreen wiper has a nick in it right in line with my eyes...
Tune in next month folks for more Adventure of Me and My Van.
