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Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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But at least we're having a whale of a time!

Soon I'll need a sturgeon to stich my sides up ;)
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is that zman hamming up an injury to his ribs?
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Nah :lol:

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Please no more I Camembert it any longer!

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We should probably pâté an end to this....
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What kind of cheese would a horse use so he's not recognised?





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:roll: :roll: :roll:

That was a rarebit of curdle!! :lol:
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This thread just keeps on going through fair means or fowl...
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the Pheasants are revolting.......
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.......but the Flamingo's are Flamboyant. :roll:
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the flamingos can afford to be flamboyant as they don't have much at steak....
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.......unlike the chickens that clutch at straws
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