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Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Post by Mat » Sat May 07, 2016 7:28 pm

He damn well should be grateful for the FLT protection and the efforts of the rescue crews! ;)

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Post by Mat » Sat May 07, 2016 8:56 pm

Oh come on guys, here is an example of the h+s industry, and the FLT industry actually doing something positive to save lives.

Mind you, it must have been pretty scary for the driver after he had been trapped for hours and there were stil tons of cheese above him! ;)

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Post by witsd » Mon May 09, 2016 10:44 am

Mat wrote:it must have been pretty scary for the driver after he had been trapped for hours and there were stil tons of cheese above him! ;)
Stop highlighting the guy's fear – he's probably so embarrassed that he's still bright red, less stirring things up would probably be appreciated!
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Post by Mat » Mon May 09, 2016 12:29 pm

witsd wrote:
Stop highlighting the guy's fear – he's probably so embarrassed that he's still bright red, less stirring things up would probably be appreciated!
Fair enough. Your comment is probably a good roule to go by.

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Post by PaddyT » Mon May 09, 2016 1:15 pm

There's a high probability they are still cleaning up de BRIE now
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Post by wendolene26 » Mon May 09, 2016 1:38 pm

I'm trying to think of my own suitable one-liner, but my wit and repartee seems to have escaped me at present.
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Post by Zman » Mon May 09, 2016 3:21 pm

Not working in a cottage industry then?
It says "Press any key," where's the "any" key?

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Post by Zman » Mon May 09, 2016 3:26 pm

They'd need to Caerphilly remove the cheeses to ensure safe egress otherwise it could turn the air blue!
It says "Press any key," where's the "any" key?

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Post by Mat » Mon May 09, 2016 4:05 pm

Gotta say though, looking at the pictures in Wendolene's link, they sure knew how to feta lot of cheese in that warehouse.

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Post by jonsi » Mon May 09, 2016 4:06 pm

Amazing, to walk a-whey like that! :shock: Gouda job, he knew how to look after him shelf
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Post by Mat » Mon May 09, 2016 7:13 pm

I guess there will always be some risk with storing things up very high.

What goes up, will come down.......

.....that's an elemmental law of Newtonian physics.

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Post by Mat » Mon May 09, 2016 7:21 pm

Maybe the mistake was that some of the product was perched darn rear the top of the staging.

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