Shamelessly stolen from another forum.
But well worth sharing.
Sad news at the Nestle factory today.
A member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me" everyone cheered!!!
Chocolate joke
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Im using that tomorrow!!!!
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I already did, and received nothing but groans, and was as good as 'hounded' out of the canteenPaulDonaldson wrote:Im using that tomorrow!!!!
Don't know why
, personally I thought it was really funny ![[smilie=smiley-faces11.gif]](./images/smilies/smiley-faces11.gif "smiley-faces11"){kind=small}
And still chucking now
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Listen Scooby......it most probably was that suit you wear, nothing to do with the joke.ScoobyDoo wrote:I already did, and received nothing but groans, and was as good as 'hounded' out of the canteenPaulDonaldson wrote:Im using that tomorrow!!!!
Don't know why
And still chucking now
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Alexis wrote: Listen Scooby......it most probably was that suit you wear, nothing to do with the joke.
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You did Nick! Not now......defo an Anorak now!! 
Not now......defo an Anorak now!! "A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle."
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