Beware of the Dog
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Beware of the Dog
An inspector enters a workplace and sees a sign reading “Danger! Beware of the Dog.”
He looks around, but can only see an old mutt dog lying asleep on the floor.
“Is this the dog the sign is warning about?” asks the Inspector.
“Yes,” replies the foreman.
"Doesn't look very dangerous" says the inspector
"Well," says the foreman “before I put the sign up, everyone kept tripping over him.”
He looks around, but can only see an old mutt dog lying asleep on the floor.
“Is this the dog the sign is warning about?” asks the Inspector.
“Yes,” replies the foreman.
"Doesn't look very dangerous" says the inspector
"Well," says the foreman “before I put the sign up, everyone kept tripping over him.”
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Re: Beware of the Dog
ha ha ha lol. Very good.
So when the whole world is safe..............what are we going to do then?
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Re: Beware of the Dog
Good one.
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Re: Beware of the Dog
It is better to be careful 100 times than to get killed once.
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Re: Beware of the Dog
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
--Albert Camus
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