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colinaugust57
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by colinaugust57 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:49 am
Alexis wrote: Nope..............Itr's meee.
And Frankie will be next in line.
Wrong again
I see Jack is on line - he may be too busy
but i will say Jack
Colin
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by Jack Kane » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:36 pm
I have indeed been busy Colin, but a few hours later and it's me
Wild stab at Keith.
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by colinaugust57 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:40 pm
Jack Kane wrote: I have indeed been busy Colin, but a few hours later and it's me
Wild stab at Keith.
Who is the daddy !
That is 4 now
Alexis next
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by Keith1983 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:06 pm
No need to stab at me Jack!
I think it will be Colin next!
So when the whole world is safe..............what are we going to do then?
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by bernicarey » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:22 pm
Nope!
Colin's not even on line. In fact there's only 3 people in here, we're almost outnumbered by the Bots!
I recon Alexis might be back in soon, unless Jack drops another comment in
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by Coolcat » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:28 pm
Only little ol' me. But I reckon Alexis will be next
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by AdrianW » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:52 pm
Nope. Its me; Cougar, the cat on the prowl ....
I think Lisa will post next ...
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by colinaugust57 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:09 pm
AdrianW wrote:
Nope. Its me; Cougar, the cat on the prowl ....
I think Lisa will post next ...
Nope
I see from who is on line (Me, Jack and Wandrewarren), i have to figure Jack is next
Colin
But no points for thinking Alexis may be next
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by liamr » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:31 pm
nil points Colin
Alexis next i hope
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by Lisa_ » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:43 pm
Sorry to disappoint but its me again !
Colin again??
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by colinaugust57 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:56 pm
Lisa_ wrote: Sorry to disappoint but its me again !
Colin again??
Whoo hoo - 1 point for Lisa
Liamr again ??????
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by Keith1983 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:57 pm
unlucky..................... I call Colin next!
So when the whole world is safe..............what are we going to do then?
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