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Post by bernicarey »

Opps, I forgot to make a prediction on my last post :oops:

I guess I might be the on-line ghost, but actually it's the 8 hr time difference that's responsible...

I predict Ady next...
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:oops: wrong it's me :lol:
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Post by colinaugust57 »

HelenPJ wrote::oops: wrong it's me :lol:
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Gosh Darn it - i was just about to say helen :D

I will say Helen again just in case :D

Night Night all :wave:

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Post by AdrianW »

You are more than welcome to join in Jake ... :) What you need to do is guess who will be the next forumer to reply to your post ... .scratch

I think AdyShaw will be next ... [smilie=smiley-faces1.gif]
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Post by Lisa_ »

Have I been that elusive , I don't know whether to feel offended or chuffed that I haven't had a mention !

this is a bit like interactive where's wally, so I am going to go for.................. nige b
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Post by liamr »

morning all .salut .salut

i'm guessing Colin
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jakescott wrote:hi :wave: there! can i join to the conversation? .cheers
Unfortunately you are a spammer, so no.

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I'll go for Frankie C next by the way ;)
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Jack Kane wrote:
jakescott wrote:hi :wave: there! can i join to the conversation? .cheers
Unfortunately you are a spammer, so no.

Goodbye ;)


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Post by Keith1983 »

Good morning!

I think Jack will be next!
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DING :D

Its me :D

Lisa next - she has a complex about not being picked :lol:

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Nope..............Itr's meee.

And Frankie will be next in line. :lol:
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