Alexis wrote: This thread should be in the comedy section with you lot.
Thats the thing about this site you can still have a bit of fun
What ever the Health & Safety of the day throws at you
SafetyIs No/Accident
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Avoid the worst. Put safety first.
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Env Dip or Fire Cert course, ARCO vouchers (other PPE providers are available) some extra points for my CPD, and a tub of the new cadburys caramel cakes (the ones in the purple tub)
To be honest a free pen would be the highlight of my week!
If you can manage health and safety, the odds are you are a good manager of people
If the winning lottery numbers are a no-no how about a completed unit D ready for submission with an estimated 80% + score?
With my sensible head on, NEBOSH Fire Cert or Construction cert would be a good addition to the old CV. As would a recognised train the trainers course
On a slight tangent, Is it just me or does there seem to be a direct link between safety and chocolate? I always find that the meetings that I host always go better with chocky cakes !
“I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.”
—Alan Coren
Mugs n stuff are a great idea, but I'm afraid the site needs to sell these rather than be able to give these away in order to help sustain the site. Nudge nudge