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WillPool wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:35 pm
These lines have had me giggling away, taken from a recently submitted accident notification:
Injury: "Right foot, the injury was between the middle and index finger"
"The Injured party was taken to the first aid room to stop the pleading"
"The area of the toilets was completely blocked to aid the investigation"
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Was this for real?
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Very much so, although the person writing the report doesnt have English as their first language
It is better to be careful 100 times than to get killed once.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)