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Saw this and thought it might amuse a few people. Sadly, I've no idea where in the world it comes from.

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:lol: :lol: clapclap clapclap
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maybe the thought was if you burn the oxygen off around the fire it would put it out??? .scratch .scratch :lol:
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Re: Design failure

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Hilarious :lol: :lol:

Mind you, I did have to look twice before I saw it!!

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Re: Design failure

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So is this what they mean by fighting fire with fire?
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