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hotel wake up call

Post by Coldrop » Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:39 pm

I was staying in a hotel last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.

"Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
The receptionist replied, "Yes. You're fat, going bald, in your late 40's and given you're staying in such a cheap hotel probably haven't achieved much in your life."
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Re: hotel wake up call

Post by WillPool » Thu Nov 24, 2016 2:41 pm

:| :roll:

Don't give up your day job :lol:

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Re: hotel wake up call

Post by Alexis » Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:25 pm

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Keep taking the pills Coldrop! :lol:
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Re: hotel wake up call

Post by AdrianW » Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:46 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: hotel wake up call

Post by bernicarey » Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:53 pm

I think I've stayed there.... ;)
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Re: hotel wake up call

Post by Coldrop » Thu Nov 24, 2016 9:16 pm

I still am.
Last night in hotel and back home tomorrow after site visit enroute
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Re: hotel wake up call

Post by Blackstone » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:31 am

Honesty is the best policy, so they say ;) :lol:
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