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Christmas present

Post by Coldrop » Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:42 pm

I've just ordered my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas...
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler!
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Re: Christmas present

Post by Mat » Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:37 pm

Lol.

I typed out what I thought was a hilarious reply.........

Then I thought about the number of times my poor taste and lack of judgement has got me in trouble with Alexis............

Then I deleted it..........

Probably for the best :- (

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Re: Christmas present

Post by AdyShaw » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:01 am

hmmmmm one foot in the grave there me thinks
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Re: Christmas present

Post by jonsi » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:24 am

nearly put your foot in it!
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Re: Christmas present

Post by jonsi » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:25 am

It's usually me not Mrs Jonsi who's legless at Christmas!
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Re: Christmas present

Post by Coolcat » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:42 am

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In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
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Re: Christmas present

Post by Blackstone » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:22 am

Mat wrote:Lol.

I typed out what I thought was a hilarious reply.........

Then I thought about the number of times my poor taste and lack of judgement has got me in trouble with Alexis............

Then I deleted it..........

Probably for the best :- (
Good thinking...Yule only get in trouble

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Re: Christmas present

Post by AMC1 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:43 am

Leg-end
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Re: Christmas present

Post by Alexis » Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:42 pm

clapclap clapclap clapclap [smilie=smiley-faces11.gif]

Once Mulled over....... a truce..... but I will remember .salut .......
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Re: Christmas present

Post by Mat » Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:11 pm

Blackstone wrote:
Mat wrote:Lol.

I typed out what I thought was a hilarious reply.........

Then I thought about the number of times my poor taste and lack of judgement has got me in trouble with Alexis............

Then I deleted it..........

Probably for the best :- (
Good thinking...Yule only get in trouble

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So you think you can goad me into a Christmas related pun-off.

Not going to happen.

No sir.

Nuffin goin' down round here.

No.....
Turkey puns
Cracker puns
Carol service puns
Or santa puns....

Nope.

None....
.....At all.

NO...WELL maybe I will go for a little one..... just to be friendly!

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Re: Christmas present

Post by Blackstone » Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:20 pm

Only a sleigh-t little pun there....
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Re: Christmas present

Post by Alexis » Sat Nov 12, 2016 11:31 am

......so sleigh-t 'sno ringin' any bells................
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