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Sacré bleu, La Bateau Dans La Drink!!

Post by Messy » Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:22 pm

French Police in action, sorry inaction, during the recent Paris floods

I am no sea-dog, but when they start off on the boat with the pointy end at the back, you know this is gunna end up all Allo-Allo :lol: :D

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Re: Sacré bleu, La Bateau Dans La Drink!!

Post by Jack Kane » Wed Jun 08, 2016 7:38 am

Oh no! I really shouldn't laugh, but I'll laugh along with the policewoman trying really hard not to laugh at the really angry policeman falling in face first :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sacré bleu, La Bateau Dans La Drink!!

Post by jonsi » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:36 am

Arrested in the name of the L'Eau!

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Post by Mat » Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:45 am

jonsi wrote:Arrested in the name of the L'Eau!

Really funny

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Post by Alexis » Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: If this were in Scotland, they would have laughed so hard at themselves and them swam ashore to bow to the laughing onlookers!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by AdyShaw » Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:38 pm

Ze French, zey ave no sense of umour :lol:
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Post by Alexis » Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:13 pm

I would like to know whom the sadist camera person was homing in on the mishap! :lol:
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Post by Messy » Wed Jun 08, 2016 5:34 pm

Another view of the French Police Crack(ed) Marine Unit :)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sacré bleu, La Bateau Dans La Drink!!

Post by AdrianW » Sat Jun 11, 2016 7:24 am

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