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Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by bernicarey » Wed May 22, 2019 12:18 pm

With all this talk of Viscounts and Jaffas, I think there's no problem in reaching 100; it's not as it anyone's going to start to start a Breakaway topic, know what I mean, nudge, nudge... say no more Squire ;)

Got to over a certain age for this ..... :lol:
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by abarnett » Thu May 30, 2019 11:53 am

Say no more squire, say no mo-ah... (in my best eric idle impression)

I don't think that the forums could digestive a biscuit-related breakaway thread....
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by Alexis » Fri May 31, 2019 12:24 pm

...whether broken thread or cheesey moon, we are all heading to live on Mars, bar of course, the Marathon runners who get their energy from the bru that is irn...........(coat? :walk: )
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by abarnett » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:26 am

Now we have reached 100 posts I feel that we should reflect on Wotsits all been about.... This is definitely the plaice to be for food puns!
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by WillPool » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:55 am

100 posts! :shock: :shock:

Lets give the post a cup (cake) to celebrate and lettuce all celebrate(ions) at how marvel(lous) this post has (baked) bean

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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by wendolene26 » Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:20 pm

:banghead: This thread is starting to grate on me......
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