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Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by bernicarey » Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:45 pm

Well with this Arctic Roll that's covering the UK, I guess we have to nibble away at the topic when we can. It's nacho usual topic for discussion.
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by Alexis » Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:44 pm

bernicarey wrote:
Fri Mar 02, 2018 12:45 pm
Well with this Arctic Roll that's covering the UK, I guess we have to nibble away at the topic when we can. It's nacho usual topic for discussion.
Ice second that snow-as not to be a cube! (coat? Yes! :walk: ) :lol:
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by Towsey » Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:37 pm

Never leave the cheese crates open near the workers.

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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by Alexis » Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:45 pm

............for fear of rats Gouda-ing eyes...............Doh!! lol
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by abarnett » Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:01 pm

we really are leaving no scone un-turned in pursuit of food-based puns...
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Post by Alexis » Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:36 pm

......'scone-y be a hard time with these brex-fast erm...peas........... (coat time eh!) lol
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by abarnett » Fri May 10, 2019 1:26 pm

It's bean a while since I posted on this thread.... I should really know butter!
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Post by Alexis » Fri May 10, 2019 2:40 pm

....och........you're just a wee scone Andy. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by bernicarey » Fri May 10, 2019 3:31 pm

Nice to see the banter still going on; must be something to do with the weather improving after the Chilli start this morning....
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by AdyShaw » Fri May 10, 2019 7:28 pm

I cant beer to see what is posted next
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by abarnett » Tue May 14, 2019 10:11 am

Let's not wine about it... I mean let's be honest - we're all rum folks here....
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by bernicarey » Tue May 14, 2019 5:53 pm

This is be-gin-ning to get a bit more difficult to make puns, I doughnut know where we'll end up.... :roll:
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