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Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Rochelle wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:18 pm
This thread is just banana's! Sorry just trifling around .geek
It's ok to trifle around... the more that turnip to keep this thread going the better...
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Eggscuseme...I've been chilli n with you.......
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you are eggscused - my brain is definitely scrambled - it's bean a long day...
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don't know about my brains being scrambled, but I am certainly cheesed off
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Yup... these puns are now getting truly offal....
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SO you were being a bit Kyoy-a with that one tin man.
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:D

Just wondering if continuing this would be tantamount to distributing spam....

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Far too corn..y
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At least we're bac-on line now.... ;)
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Chilli...n thought without us. ;)
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and there was me thinking that I'd have to curry favour to get this back running again... :-)
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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I had hoped this thread had gone stale.....
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