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Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by abarnett » Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:37 pm

....because they veal left out of the party
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by AMC1 » Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:05 pm

This one's going to be cheesy, as the big cheese is in the office today, having our team cheesed off and trying to look busy (luckily for this thread to pop up) .scratch

Edit* s'cone out for lunch now - "revel"ations .salut :wave:
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by Alexis » Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:34 pm

abarnett wrote:....because they veal left out of the party
Because...............

Safety Bears' colleagues are cheesed off with the big cheese.............

and...................

wants to mould them into dough-ful-nuts! (my coat time methinks. :walk: )
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by abarnett » Thu Oct 20, 2016 4:37 pm

How cheesy can a cheese related pun brie?
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by AdyShaw » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:29 am

That stinks worse than Bombay Duck under the grill......
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by abarnett » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:05 am

I'm struggling to come to terms with the fact that this thread is pavlova....
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by Alexis » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:09 am

abarnett wrote:
Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:05 am
I'm struggling to come to terms with the fact that this thread is pavlova....
...or simply just mince!!
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by abarnett » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:15 am

that just scampi true....
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by WillPool » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:25 am

Lettuce put a stop to this nonsense ;)
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by Alexis » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:31 am

You two are a pear of conference fruitcakes. :lol:
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by abarnett » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:28 pm

I just canape let it go!
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

Post by Rochelle » Tue Apr 04, 2017 1:18 pm

This thread is just banana's! Sorry just trifling around .geek

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