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Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Re: University E Anglia bans the throwing of Mortar Boards

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witsd wrote:
bernicarey wrote:OK... Let's not turn this into another Food Themed Word Play!
Missed the opportunity to tell us to clam up. ;)
and now too late to mussel in!
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Re: University E Anglia bans the throwing of Mortar Boards

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Mat wrote:
bernicarey wrote:
OK... Let's not turn this into another Food Themed Word Play!

Sorry. :|

You would have thought I would have learnt my lesson last time. :)
I'm sorry too... It was too good an opportunity to pass up...

I shall undertake the relevant penance... :violent2:
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Oi! Starting a new thread for this might throw us off our stride!
We often think that when we have completed our study of one we know all about two, because 'two' is 'one and one.' We forget that we still have to make a study of 'and.'

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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Must be able to Winkle out a few more replies ;)
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Oh DEER, not MUSHOOM to CARP on about this....
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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True... there's plenty of food kicking about... we were starting to flounder a little bit with the fish puns...
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Cod.....this is whey-ing much too heavily now.
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Salmon should reely put a stop to this.

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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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No whey, its reely funny.
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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There's a Thyme and a Plaice for food Punnery!!
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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Going by Jonsi's comment, I think cheese board of all this now......
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Re: Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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maybe just thinking lettuce be
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