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Cheese Word Play

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It is a shame Alexis is not fully recovered.

She wouldn't put up with all this.

Alexis would protect us From age old, poor taste, corny puns like all of these.












Sorry Alexis, for embarking on all of this. I really should try to control myself :|
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I have to admit, all these replies are beginning to grate on me
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wendolene26 wrote:I have to admit, all these replies are beginning to grate on me
I think you are right.

That's enough about Cheese-board now.
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Mat wrote:Sorry Alexis, for embarking on all of this. I really should try to control myself :|
yes, you should really try to be more mature and strong
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Cam' on - bear with us - that can't be all the cheese puns surely!
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When's the delight going to end?
We often think that when we have completed our study of one we know all about two, because 'two' is 'one and one.' We forget that we still have to make a study of 'and.'
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There should be a roule against threads like this.... encourages too much thinking!
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Yarg oing to hear no complaints from me
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It looks as though the windsor red out of our sails now when it comes to further cheese puns...
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Yes ...there's Leicester play with now.

I'm at a Gloucester find any more
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University E Anglia bans the throwing of Mortar Boards

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bernicarey wrote:
OK... Let's not turn this into another Food Themed Word Play!

Sorry. :|










You would have thought I would have learnt my lesson last time. :)
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bernicarey wrote:OK... Let's not turn this into another Food Themed Word Play!
Missed the opportunity to tell us to clam up. ;)
We often think that when we have completed our study of one we know all about two, because 'two' is 'one and one.' We forget that we still have to make a study of 'and.'
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