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Cheese Word Play

Post by Mat » Mon May 09, 2016 7:31 pm

It is a shame Alexis is not fully recovered.

She wouldn't put up with all this.

Alexis would protect us From age old, poor taste, corny puns like all of these.












Sorry Alexis, for embarking on all of this. I really should try to control myself :|

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Cheese Word Play

Post by wendolene26 » Mon May 09, 2016 7:43 pm

I have to admit, all these replies are beginning to grate on me
You are only a millimetre or a millisecond away from the next incident.

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Cheese Word Play

Post by Mat » Tue May 10, 2016 3:50 pm

wendolene26 wrote:I have to admit, all these replies are beginning to grate on me
I think you are right.

That's enough about Cheese-board now.

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Cheese Word Play

Post by jonsi » Tue May 10, 2016 4:08 pm

Mat wrote:Sorry Alexis, for embarking on all of this. I really should try to control myself :|
yes, you should really try to be more mature and strong
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Re: Cheese Word Play

Post by abarnett » Wed May 11, 2016 12:28 pm

Cam' on - bear with us - that can't be all the cheese puns surely!
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Re: Cheese Word Play

Post by witsd » Wed May 11, 2016 1:10 pm

When's the delight going to end?
We often think that when we have completed our study of one we know all about two, because 'two' is 'one and one.' We forget that we still have to make a study of 'and.'

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Re: Cheese Word Play

Post by abarnett » Thu May 12, 2016 8:55 am

There should be a roule against threads like this.... encourages too much thinking!
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Re: Cheese Word Play

Post by jonsi » Thu May 12, 2016 8:57 am

Yarg oing to hear no complaints from me
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Re: Cheese Word Play

Post by abarnett » Wed May 18, 2016 10:03 am

It looks as though the windsor red out of our sails now when it comes to further cheese puns...
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Re: Cheese Word Play

Post by jonsi » Wed May 18, 2016 10:18 am

Yes ...there's Leicester play with now.

I'm at a Gloucester find any more
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University E Anglia bans the throwing of Mortar Boards

Post by Mat » Wed May 18, 2016 10:45 am

bernicarey wrote:
OK... Let's not turn this into another Food Themed Word Play!

Sorry. :|










You would have thought I would have learnt my lesson last time. :)

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Re: University E Anglia bans the throwing of Mortar Boards

Post by witsd » Wed May 18, 2016 10:47 am

bernicarey wrote:OK... Let's not turn this into another Food Themed Word Play!
Missed the opportunity to tell us to clam up. ;)
We often think that when we have completed our study of one we know all about two, because 'two' is 'one and one.' We forget that we still have to make a study of 'and.'

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