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Cheese (and other Foods) Word Play

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It is getting more difficult but I have no doubt that we will get pasta 100 posts on this thread....
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would be most eggselent if it were to happen, but I fear we may fall fowl of that prediction as folk chicken out of commentating
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If we do get beyond 100 posts then the yolk will be on you ;)
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Do not count those chickens before they hatch into something udder than what was intended and then we will be goosed
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I cannelloni believe that you don't think we can get to 100 posts on this.... ye of so little faith!
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......just wishful thinking that the apple takers of good health will safely spit the pip oot!
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If we can get this to 100 posts I think that there should be medals with blue ribands all round.... And that I should be made a Viscount as a reward!!
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We have no Viscounts in this Club, however, you may receive the coveted and much sought after eight Jaffa...... :lol:
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That's me told..... Taxi!!!
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:lol: :lol: .....yes, this post can be very taxi-ing.......
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Well, I've thought about it... If I can't be a Viscount then perhaps I can be known as the food pun sage....
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Sage will not ap-peas-e my guilt, therefore inner peas is imminent to lettuce pack the tin man full of dreamy happiness. (you have to think with this reply) :twisted:
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