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If My Body Was a Car!

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If My Body Was a Car!

Post by Alexis » Fri Apr 15, 2016 8:49 am

I really do not know why my friend sends me these things!! :lol:


"If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...
But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus,
And it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it.

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,

Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!"
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Re: If My Body Was a Car!

Post by Coolcat » Fri Apr 15, 2016 8:58 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: If My Body Was a Car!

Post by Zman » Fri Apr 15, 2016 10:06 am

clapclap :lol:
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Re: If My Body Was a Car!

Post by CartoonGenius » Thu May 12, 2016 4:55 pm

I like the last one best:
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, Either My Radiator Leaks or My Exhaust Backfires!"

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Re: If My Body Was a Car!

Post by HiGreg » Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:37 pm

haha good! ./thumbsup..

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