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Jokes only understood by the Scots

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Re: Jokes only understood by the Scots

Post by wendolene26 » Sun May 15, 2016 10:26 pm

One of the local cafe's along the esplanade at Aberdeen Beach is called the "Inversnecky". They have a blackboard outside where they write funny jokes or sayings to amuse.

The last few I've seen here have been pretty good.

They are: The wrapped on the candle says "3 wicks" but Ah dinna believe it'll burn for as lang as at!

What is a pun?......... 16 ounces

Have you tried our tablet ice-cream?..........................My nephew says, "It's very nice, but tastes nothing like an iPad"

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Re: Jokes only understood by the Scots

Post by Alexis » Thu May 19, 2016 10:40 am

wendolene26 wrote:One of the local cafe's along the esplanade at Aberdeen Beach is called the "Inversnecky". They have a blackboard outside where they write funny jokes or sayings to amuse.

The last few I've seen here have been pretty good.

They are: The wrapped on the candle says "3 wicks" but Ah dinna believe it'll burn for as lang as at!

What is a pun?......... 16 ounces

Have you tried our tablet ice-cream?..........................My nephew says, "It's very nice, but tastes nothing like an iPad"

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Re: Jokes only understood by the Scots

Post by AdyShaw » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:42 am

An Aberdonian loon on his first trip to the Lecht Ski Centre when trying on ski boots,
'Fit fit fits fit fit...'
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