One of the local cafe's along the esplanade at Aberdeen Beach is called the "Inversnecky". They have a blackboard outside where they write funny jokes or sayings to amuse.
The last few I've seen here have been pretty good.
They are: The wrapped on the candle says "3 wicks" but Ah dinna believe it'll burn for as lang as at!
What is a pun?......... 16 ounces
Have you tried our tablet ice-cream?..........................My nephew says, "It's very nice, but tastes nothing like an iPad"
I love summer in Aberdeen, It's the best day of the year.
Jokes only understood by the Scots
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Re: Jokes only understood by the Scots
wendolene26 wrote:One of the local cafe's along the esplanade at Aberdeen Beach is called the "Inversnecky". They have a blackboard outside where they write funny jokes or sayings to amuse.
The last few I've seen here have been pretty good.
They are: The wrapped on the candle says "3 wicks" but Ah dinna believe it'll burn for as lang as at!
What is a pun?......... 16 ounces
Have you tried our tablet ice-cream?..........................My nephew says, "It's very nice, but tastes nothing like an iPad"
I love summer in Aberdeen, It's the best day of the year.
"A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle."
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Re: Jokes only understood by the Scots
An Aberdonian loon on his first trip to the Lecht Ski Centre when trying on ski boots,
'Fit fit fits fit fit...'
'Fit fit fits fit fit...'
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