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Shamelessly stolen from another forum.
But well worth sharing.

Sad news at the Nestle factory today.
A member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me" everyone cheered!!!

Kindly leave the stage!

Nicked

Im using that tomorrow!!!!

PaulDonaldson wrote:Im using that tomorrow!!!!

I already did, and received nothing but groans, and was as good as 'hounded' out of the canteen

Don't know why , personally I thought it was really funny

And still chucking now

ScoobyDoo wrote:

PaulDonaldson wrote:Im using that tomorrow!!!!

I already did, and received nothing but groans, and was as good as 'hounded' out of the canteen

Don't know why , personally I thought it was really funny

And still chucking now

Listen Scooby......it most probably was that suit you wear, nothing to do with the joke.

Alexis wrote: Listen Scooby......it most probably was that suit you wear, nothing to do with the joke.

Our Berni once told me i looked like an estate agent

You did Nick! Not now......defo an Anorak now!!