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Chocolate joke

Post by Ian Rienewerf » Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:31 am

Shamelessly stolen from another forum.
But well worth sharing.

Sad news at the Nestle factory today.
A member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath.
He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "the milky bars are on me" everyone cheered!!!
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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by bernicarey » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:38 am

:lol:
Kindly leave the stage! ;)
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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by Coolcat » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:39 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by WillPool » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:42 am

:D
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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by AdrianW » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:52 pm

:laughing6: :laughing6:
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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by Alexis » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:35 pm

[smilie=ugly_tocktock.gif] :lol: :lol:
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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by Jack Kane » Tue Nov 12, 2013 7:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by PaulDonaldson » Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:06 pm

Im using that tomorrow!!!!
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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by ScoobyDoo » Tue Nov 12, 2013 10:20 pm

PaulDonaldson wrote:Im using that tomorrow!!!!
I already did, and received nothing but groans, and was as good as 'hounded' out of the canteen :dontknow:

Don't know why .scratch , personally I thought it was really funny [smilie=smiley-faces11.gif]

And still chucking now ./thumbsup..

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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by Alexis » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:56 am

ScoobyDoo wrote:
PaulDonaldson wrote:Im using that tomorrow!!!!
I already did, and received nothing but groans, and was as good as 'hounded' out of the canteen :dontknow:

Don't know why .scratch , personally I thought it was really funny [smilie=smiley-faces11.gif]

And still chucking now ./thumbsup..
Listen Scooby......it most probably was that suit you wear, nothing to do with the joke. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by YoungNick » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:31 am

Alexis wrote: Listen Scooby......it most probably was that suit you wear, nothing to do with the joke. :lol: :lol:

Our Berni once told me i looked like an estate agent :o :lol:
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Re: Chocolate joke

Post by Alexis » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:32 am

You did Nick! :lol: :lol: Not now......defo an Anorak now!! :notworthy:
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