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Beware of the Dog

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Beware of the Dog

Post by Disco Bear » Wed Jul 10, 2013 4:47 pm

An inspector enters a workplace and sees a sign reading “Danger! Beware of the Dog.”

He looks around, but can only see an old mutt dog lying asleep on the floor.

“Is this the dog the sign is warning about?” asks the Inspector.
“Yes,” replies the foreman.
"Doesn't look very dangerous" says the inspector
"Well," says the foreman “before I put the sign up, everyone kept tripping over him.”

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Re: Beware of the Dog

Post by Stonehenge » Wed Jul 10, 2013 7:59 pm

Nice.... :lol: :lol:
Practice makes perfect, apparently.....

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Re: Beware of the Dog

Post by Keith1983 » Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:25 am

ha ha ha lol. Very good.
So when the whole world is safe..............what are we going to do then?

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Re: Beware of the Dog

Post by Fletcher » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:31 am

I like that.

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Re: Beware of the Dog

Post by Alexis » Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:53 am

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Re: Beware of the Dog

Post by WillPool » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:09 am

:lol:

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Re: Beware of the Dog

Post by AdrianW » Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:02 pm

:laughing6:

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Re: Beware of the Dog

Post by Coolcat » Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:59 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Beware of the Dog

Post by MrsMuppet » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:41 pm

Good one!

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