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Sorting out the Gene Pool

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Sorting out the Gene Pool

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Some of you may have seen this, it was a new one on me. I got this as an email the other day...

Today's Bad Idea

Just when you think a person can't get any dumber.....


This will cleanse the gene pool a little.

I know, I saw it right away too....
No safety glasses!
No hearing protection!
And I caught something else that is really important:
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He has no gloves on.
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Folks - Had to remove a couple of posts as the comments were going downhill and generally not in keeping with our ICRA status.

Please remember this. Thanks.
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This must be a set up surely?
So when the whole world is safe..............what are we going to do then?
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Keith1983 wrote:This must be a set up surely?
I'd hope so, but then he's wearing Camo Gear, so I guess anything is possible. ;) Somebody has to get in the Darwin Awards!
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