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lol, just studying for diploma and got a paper cut from my book! as a control measure I'm going for 'elimination'- replace paper with Samsung tab
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garethjones wrote:lol, just studying for diploma and got a paper cut from my book! as a control measure I'm going for 'elimination'- replace paper with Samsung tab
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Have you considered the additional hazards brought in with this new and exciting control measure . . . . . .

Potential electrocution when reading in the bath, or being run over when reading the tab whilst crossing the road [smilie=smiley-faces11.gif]

All the same, think I would risk it with the tab homer
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Or the ultimate in elimination would be to abandon the diploma! It would do wonders for reducing your stress levels!
So when the whole world is safe..............what are we going to do then?
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ScoobyDoo wrote:Have you considered the additional hazards brought in with this new and exciting control measure . . . . . .

Potential electrocution when reading in the bath, or being run over when reading the tab whilst crossing the road [smilie=smiley-faces11.gif]

All the same, think I would risk it with the tab homer

good one! some of my work used to be on railway platforms, at least once a day we saw someone collide with a stationary object as they were 'head down' texting/ facebooking
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