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Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by Fletcher » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:03 am

Safety goggles and gloves? What are you some sort of wuss?

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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by Twisted Blister » Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:12 am

I'll just stand around the corner while you do it.
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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by toprealman » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:17 pm

Ok the helmet looks good on you, go carry out the risk assessment!

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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by Coldrop » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:03 pm

What you asking me for???????
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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by Zman » Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:45 am

You've been doing the job longer than I've been here so you must know it's right!
It says "Press any key," where's the "any" key?


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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by Twisted Blister » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:45 pm

I don't know, give it a good sniff and find out.
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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by G Mc » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:13 pm

If It aint broke,

break it,

you'll get the afternoon off!!!

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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by safetygal » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:56 pm

eurghhhh... I really cant be bothered with a Health and safety meeting on a friday afternoon at 3pm

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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by safetygal » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:28 pm

Helmets give me hat hair...

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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by Alexis » Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:10 pm

Will someone move that slippery surface sign before I trip over it!!
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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by Fletcher » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:28 am

No the CEO won't need to wear any safety equipment, it would mess up his suit.

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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

Post by jonsi » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:31 am

that loud noise and flashing beacon? That's just the fire alarm ...so DON'T PANIC
...there's no need to do anything until you see smoke ...then RUN!
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