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Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

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So ...take off his holiday entitlement for the year, all Bank Holidays and every weekend AND the day it happened ...see it's not RIDDOR after all :)
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what do you mean PPE ...you've still got one good eye haven't you?
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There's a recession on ...we have to lose the 'nice-to-haves'...

all that H&S rubbish can go for starters ...keep the Espresso machine tho'
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Having a bad day jonsi? :lol:
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Be Safe at Work Today; Call In Sick ... :laughing6:
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Don't worry about it this time
Try and get it done safely next time
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I Hate to say I told you so, oh, hang on, I didn't, did I
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I wouldn't chance it but...

...it's up to you
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:twisted: Really though, whats the worst thing that could happen......he's retiring soon anyway.
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Get stuck in, do you think they're horse burgers or something? :lol:
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Fumes, don't bother about fumes, just burn away.
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Re: Things We shouldn't say as H&S practitioners

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No you don't need to damp it down, it's only an old corregated garage roof just break it up small and throw it in the skip.
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