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Nothing wise about a blue smurfing man with a drill! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Night owl may manage a wee peek in the midst of all this upheaval of his. :lol:
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clapclap clapclap

One owl as requested :wave:

.scratch Jack next perhaps .scratch
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The Jack Man as requested :lol:

I like the thought of some Smurftastic silly next :D
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Alexis next? .scratch
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Ya got me!! spongebob clapclap clapclap clapclap

Perhaps a tin man will make an appearance today. [smilie=robot.gif]
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Nope the noisy blue smurftastic drilling, killing machine :wave:

Maybe Jack will make an appearance again??
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Mibbe I will :lol:

I'll go for an awesome Legend of Alexis next .compress
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Alexis next though .scratch
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clapclap clapclap clapclap

Mr Night Owl, have you got a moment to say hello in this hoot of a thread? :lol:
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clapclap clapclap

More than happy to pop in to this long running thread :wave:

Drilling Smurf person next ./thumbsup..
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Yip clapclap clapclap

Cougar maybe?
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homer

Alexis next? .scratch
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