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AdrianW
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by AdrianW » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:33 am
Just have a guess at who will be the next forum user to reply to your post.
To start; I think Alexis will be next ...
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by HelenPJ » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:28 am
Boo!
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AdrianW
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by AdrianW » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:17 pm
to both of you.
I think Jack will posts next ....
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colinaugust57
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by colinaugust57 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:32 pm
Wrong
Its me
I Guess Alexis will respond back at this
Colin
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Jack Kane
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by Jack Kane » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:12 pm
I was going to post before Helen, just to be a spoilsport, but thought I'd better not
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by Alexis » Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:05 pm
colinaugust57 wrote: Wrong
Its me
I Guess Alexis will respond back at this
Colin
Ho Ho Ho.........wrong again.
Who would have thought oor Jacko would respond to this post at all!!
Next person...........got to be Adrian again after his dinner.
colinaugust57
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by colinaugust57 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:14 pm
Nope
Its me again, after my dinner - lovely roast beef
I reccon its Helen next
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by AdrianW » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:51 pm
Nope
I think another member of the feline species will post next;
So; Coolcat ...
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by Alexis » Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:22 pm
Na na na na naaaaa.
Meee again and I don't like cats. They all hate me!
I can't believe I am actually taking part in this and am just awaiting Stoker's zap!
So..........next person will be Stoker. I think.
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by bernicarey » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:34 pm
Nope, 'tis Moi. Supposed to be working hard on Unit D, but this distracted me!
Not many people about this time of day... I think Jack might make a parting comment before logging off!
Berni
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