Image

Who Posts Next!

Post your humorous risk assessments, health and safety jokes or funny stories of health and safety goings on in your part of the country. KEEP IT CLEAN PLEASE!

Moderator: Moderators

Post Reply
User avatar
Frankie C
Grand Shidoshi
Grand Shidoshi
Posts: 3726
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 5:29 pm
19
Occupation: H&S Consultant Sadly deceased.
Location: Stoke on Trent
Contact:
Contact Frankie C

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by Frankie C »

15 minutes to midnight and it's me!
Why oh Why am I doing this?
Frankie C

PS Next on will be Colin to wish us all good morning?
"You must give some time to your fellow man"
Albert Schweitzer 1875 - 1965

http://www.indicator.co.uk/en/domains/d ... hp?domid=6
Top
User avatar
HelenPJ
Risk Rodent
Risk Rodent
Posts: 6770
Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:07 am
18
Location: Hove, Actually

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by HelenPJ »

I'm back :wave:
Enjoying this, dunno why :lol:
Helen
Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity
Aristotle
Top
User avatar
Keith1983
Suitable and Sufficient since 1983
Suitable and Sufficient since 1983
Posts: 8330
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:08 pm
15
Industry Sector: Engineering/Manufacturing/ Construction
Occupation: H&S Coordinator
Location: Lincolnshire / South Yorkshire
Has thanked: 34 times
Been thanked: 24 times

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by Keith1983 »

This has got to be the most pointless thread ever! I love it!

PS I think Hammer will be next.
So when the whole world is safe..............what are we going to do then?
Top
User avatar
colinaugust57
Grand Shidoshi
Grand Shidoshi
Posts: 2651
Joined: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:30 pm
14
Occupation: none at moment - home studying
Location: Bletchley, Milton Keynes

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by colinaugust57 »

Frankie C wrote:15 minutes to midnight and it's me!
Why oh Why am I doing this?
Frankie C

PS Next on will be Colin to wish us all good morning?
I think that was a tad optimistic - mind you if i kept my eye on the ball you would have been right - did not go to bed till 0200 :D

I guess Keith next :D
A failure ! Me ? Rubbish, I have never been a success
Top
User avatar
Keith1983
Suitable and Sufficient since 1983
Suitable and Sufficient since 1983
Posts: 8330
Joined: Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:08 pm
15
Industry Sector: Engineering/Manufacturing/ Construction
Occupation: H&S Coordinator
Location: Lincolnshire / South Yorkshire
Has thanked: 34 times
Been thanked: 24 times

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by Keith1983 »

Well I was going to post and say that it wasn't going to be me but that would have backfired somewhat. Does this mean I'm predictable? I'm gonna go for Alexis next.
So when the whole world is safe..............what are we going to do then?
Top
User avatar
Alexis
Official HSfB Legend
Official HSfB Legend
Posts: 48840
Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:52 am
20
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlexisHSfB
Location: West Lothian
Has thanked: 2813 times
Been thanked: 340 times
Contact:
Contact Alexis

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by Alexis »

Keith1983 wrote:Well I was going to post and say that it wasn't going to be me but that would have backfired somewhat. Does this mean I'm predictable? I'm gonna go for Alexis next.
How can I disappoint!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Keith or Adrian next.
"A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle."

Image

Hundreds of FREE Health & Safety Downloads Here
Top
User avatar
liamr
Snr Member
Snr Member
Posts: 434
Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:49 pm
15
Industry Sector: Facilities
Occupation: Facilities Manager
Location: Sheffield

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by liamr »

thought i'd just pop in to throw a spanner into the works :wave:
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
Top
User avatar
colinaugust57
Grand Shidoshi
Grand Shidoshi
Posts: 2651
Joined: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:30 pm
14
Occupation: none at moment - home studying
Location: Bletchley, Milton Keynes

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by colinaugust57 »

well i have been out for an hour and only one post by liamr

I am guessing that Colin will be up next :D
A failure ! Me ? Rubbish, I have never been a success
Top
User avatar
colinaugust57
Grand Shidoshi
Grand Shidoshi
Posts: 2651
Joined: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:30 pm
14
Occupation: none at moment - home studying
Location: Bletchley, Milton Keynes

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by colinaugust57 »

Told you :lol:

That is 2 i have Right now :D

I guess Liamr again - its quite addictive :D

Colin .salut
A failure ! Me ? Rubbish, I have never been a success
Top
User avatar
Alexis
Official HSfB Legend
Official HSfB Legend
Posts: 48840
Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:52 am
20
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlexisHSfB
Location: West Lothian
Has thanked: 2813 times
Been thanked: 340 times
Contact:
Contact Alexis

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by Alexis »

Naaaa..........HB for a change and stop bragging!! :lol:
"A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle."

Image

Hundreds of FREE Health & Safety Downloads Here
Top
User avatar
liamr
Snr Member
Snr Member
Posts: 434
Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:49 pm
15
Industry Sector: Facilities
Occupation: Facilities Manager
Location: Sheffield

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by liamr »

Sorry I'm late !!! :D

Keith next methinks
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt
Top
User avatar
Coolcat
HSfB Moderator
HSfB Moderator
Posts: 5924
Joined: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:58 pm
17
Industry Sector: Plastic Manufacturing
Occupation: SHE Manager
Location: Sunny Kent
Has thanked: 1 time

Re: Who Posts Next!

Post by Coolcat »

Well, I can only apologise for being extremely late......................Alexis next I think
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
--Albert Camus
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Health and Safety Comedy”

 

Access Croner-i Navigate Safety-Lite here for free

HSfB Facebook Group Follow us on Twitter Find us on Facebook Find us on on LinkedIn

Terms of Use Privacy Policy