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by Mat » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:19 am
AdrianW wrote: Nope .... just the other cat
Mat next
Ho Yes.
Now.... it's a Friday...... So who wont be in a meeting, or busy at 'the pub' munching on a Breakfast roll.......
Lets say.... Wendolene.
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by wendolene26 » Fri Sep 11, 2015 9:27 am
Well done Mat it is indeed me
hmm now who next.....
I will go for the lovely Alexis
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by Alexis » Fri Sep 11, 2015 10:10 am
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by SteveDDon » Fri Sep 11, 2015 11:33 am
Unite H&S
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by Alexis » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:33 am
Only another day and me again Steve. Good Morning.
Perhaps yourself will enter once more?
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by AdrianW » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:36 am
Nope .... me instead
Young Nick next
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by Safetysmurf » Sat Sep 12, 2015 12:53 pm
no ......... it is I
May be Young Nick next though
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by SteveDDon » Sat Sep 12, 2015 2:30 pm
Nope
Tis I
Young Nick next for sure
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by wendolene26 » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:36 pm
Nope, last time I checked I wasn't young nick....
It's me instead
I'll go for a cougar next.....
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by Alexis » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:34 pm
Sorry soaked
Wendo, only me again.
Glad you enjoyed your footie.
There could be that spanner starting with M and ending with a T next.
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by Mat » Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:23 am
Alexis wrote: Sorry soaked
Wendo, only me again.
Glad you enjoyed your footie.
There could be that spanner starting with M and ending with a T next.
The spanner is here.
Not sure if it's late or early!
Next up will be young nick. Them youngsters are always up early on a Sunday morning.
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by AdrianW » Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:08 am
Nope ...
Coolcat next
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