On my first day at work the workforce reported to me:
Someone fallen out a fork truck;
On the second day at work etc;
Two black-eyes and someone etc
Three broken arms
Four broken fingers
Fiiive brrrrooookkken ribs
Six broken toes
Seven bruises purple
Eight lacerations
Nine hernias
Ten bumped heads
Eleven tripping hazards
Twelve inspectors calling
And my resignation is in the post!!!!
It’s not really, but my goodness isn't it temping idea…
Happy Chistmas to one and all and may the new year be good to you.
Terry
A Safety Advisors Xmas
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A Safety Advisors Xmas
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Re: A Safety Advisors Xmas
Terry, just be happy that accidents are been reported and actually communicatedballoon_pilot wrote:On my first day at work the workforce reported to me:
Someone fallen out a fork truck;
On the second day at work etc;
Two black-eyes and someone etc
Three broken arms
Four broken fingers
Fiiive brrrrooookkken ribs
Six broken toes
Seven bruises purple
Eight lacerations
Nine hernias
Ten bumped heads
Eleven tripping hazards
Twelve inspectors calling
And my resignation is in the post!!!!
It’s not really, but my goodness isn't it temping idea…
Happy Chistmas to one and all and may the new year be good to you.
Terry
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Re: A Safety Advisors Xmas
Merry Christmas to you and your lovely Lady Terry. 
Hope 2014 is really good to you both and hopefully I will see you both in London at next year's EXPO.
Hope 2014 is really good to you both and hopefully I will see you both in London at next year's EXPO.
"A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle."
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Njl1992 wrote:Terry, just be happy that accidents are been reported and actually communicated
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Re: A Safety Advisors Xmas
Ha Ha
Best wishes to and your family, Terry. Have a good one
Best wishes to and your family, Terry. Have a good one
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