The Football Association are looking for a H&S Advisor based at Wembley.
Person Specifications include:
The ability to be able to dive when anyone brushes past you and fall to the floor in mock agony (this will be tested during the interview)
A driving licence and a flash car fitted with darkened windscreen and gold plated door mirrors
Be in possession of an offensive WAG
Be totally unable to give a presentation without mentioning 'The Gaffer' every 5 minutes
Have the IQ of a frozen pea
Put up with a salary of £1m per month and lucrative advertising jobs
Have no taste in interior design
For more details, see here (It might be a great job if your are into the beautiful game)
http://jobs.thefa.com/jobs_apply/vacanc ... y_advisor/
Are You Match Fit???? FA H&S Officer Vacancy
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Re: Are You Match Fit???? FA H&S Officer Vacancy
Ummm.... salary 'Competitive'.... Premiership level or Isthmian League 
