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hotel wake up call

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I was staying in a hotel last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.

"Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
The receptionist replied, "Yes. You're fat, going bald, in your late 40's and given you're staying in such a cheap hotel probably haven't achieved much in your life."
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:| :roll:

Don't give up your day job :lol:

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Keep taking the pills Coldrop! :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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I think I've stayed there.... ;)
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I still am.
Last night in hotel and back home tomorrow after site visit enroute
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Post by Blackstone »

Honesty is the best policy, so they say ;) :lol:
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