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Christmas present

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I've just ordered my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas...
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler!
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Lol.

I typed out what I thought was a hilarious reply.........

Then I thought about the number of times my poor taste and lack of judgement has got me in trouble with Alexis............

Then I deleted it..........

Probably for the best :- (
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hmmmmm one foot in the grave there me thinks
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nearly put your foot in it!
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It's usually me not Mrs Jonsi who's legless at Christmas!
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Mat wrote:Lol.

I typed out what I thought was a hilarious reply.........

Then I thought about the number of times my poor taste and lack of judgement has got me in trouble with Alexis............

Then I deleted it..........

Probably for the best :- (
Good thinking...Yule only get in trouble

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clapclap clapclap clapclap [smilie=smiley-faces11.gif]

Once Mulled over....... a truce..... but I will remember .salut .......
"A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle."

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Re: Christmas present

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Blackstone wrote:
Mat wrote:Lol.

I typed out what I thought was a hilarious reply.........

Then I thought about the number of times my poor taste and lack of judgement has got me in trouble with Alexis............

Then I deleted it..........

Probably for the best :- (
Good thinking...Yule only get in trouble

:lol:
So you think you can goad me into a Christmas related pun-off.

Not going to happen.

No sir.

Nuffin goin' down round here.

No.....
Turkey puns
Cracker puns
Carol service puns
Or santa puns....

Nope.

None....
.....At all.

NO...WELL maybe I will go for a little one..... just to be friendly!
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Only a sleigh-t little pun there....
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......so sleigh-t 'sno ringin' any bells................
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