Christmas present
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- Coldrop
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Christmas present
I've just ordered my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas...
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler!
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler!
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Re: Christmas present
Lol.
I typed out what I thought was a hilarious reply.........
Then I thought about the number of times my poor taste and lack of judgement has got me in trouble with Alexis............
Then I deleted it..........
Probably for the best :- (
I typed out what I thought was a hilarious reply.........
Then I thought about the number of times my poor taste and lack of judgement has got me in trouble with Alexis............
Then I deleted it..........
Probably for the best :- (
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Re: Christmas present
hmmmmm one foot in the grave there me thinks
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Re: Christmas present
nearly put your foot in it!
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Re: Christmas present
It's usually me not Mrs Jonsi who's legless at Christmas!
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Re: Christmas present
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Re: Christmas present
Good thinking...Yule only get in troubleMat wrote:Lol.
I typed out what I thought was a hilarious reply.........
Then I thought about the number of times my poor taste and lack of judgement has got me in trouble with Alexis............
Then I deleted it..........
Probably for the best :- (
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Re: Christmas present
Once Mulled over....... a truce..... but I will remember .......
"A candle loses none of its light by lighting another candle."
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Re: Christmas present
So you think you can goad me into a Christmas related pun-off.Blackstone wrote:Good thinking...Yule only get in troubleMat wrote:Lol.
I typed out what I thought was a hilarious reply.........
Then I thought about the number of times my poor taste and lack of judgement has got me in trouble with Alexis............
Then I deleted it..........
Probably for the best :- (
Not going to happen.
No sir.
Nuffin goin' down round here.
No.....
Turkey puns
Cracker puns
Carol service puns
Or santa puns....
Nope.
None....
.....At all.
NO...WELL maybe I will go for a little one..... just to be friendly!
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Re: Christmas present
Only a sleigh-t little pun there....
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Re: Christmas present
......so sleigh-t 'sno ringin' any bells................
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