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Sacré bleu, La Bateau Dans La Drink!!

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Sacré bleu, La Bateau Dans La Drink!!

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French Police in action, sorry inaction, during the recent Paris floods

I am no sea-dog, but when they start off on the boat with the pointy end at the back, you know this is gunna end up all Allo-Allo :lol: :D

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Oh no! I really shouldn't laugh, but I'll laugh along with the policewoman trying really hard not to laugh at the really angry policeman falling in face first :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Arrested in the name of the L'Eau!

Really funny

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jonsi wrote:Arrested in the name of the L'Eau!

Really funny

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:lol: :lol: :lol: If this were in Scotland, they would have laughed so hard at themselves and them swam ashore to bow to the laughing onlookers!! :lol: :lol:
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Ze French, zey ave no sense of umour :lol:
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I would like to know whom the sadist camera person was homing in on the mishap! :lol:
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Another view of the French Police Crack(ed) Marine Unit :)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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