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by Jack Kane » Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:55 pm
AdrianW wrote: ↑ Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:23 pm
The forum Matriarch next
Spot on description me thinks
Alexis wrote: ↑ Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:08 pm
Well......I hope my family have read that terminology!!
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I'll go for the forum Matriarch next
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by wendolene26 » Wed Jul 05, 2017 6:54 am
Nope just the early morning Wendo
I'll say Cougar on the prowl next....
You are only a millimetre or a millisecond away from the next incident.
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by Alexis » Wed Jul 05, 2017 9:29 am
Sorry Wendo, just me squirrelling by.
The Tig next if he is back to
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by Coolcat » Wed Jul 05, 2017 2:11 pm
Nope tis me
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by SteveDDon » Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:06 pm
Nope just this quiet night owl
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by wendolene26 » Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:47 am
Nope just me, first thing.
I'll say Cougar next....
You are only a millimetre or a millisecond away from the next incident.
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by Alexis » Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:13 am
.....and another no from me.
Right......about time that ol'scabbycat took a prowl in here!
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by AdrianW » Thu Jul 06, 2017 11:59 am
Okay .... here I am
Coolcat next
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by AdyShaw » Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:48 am
Nope, another cat instead
I have that Friday feeling,
The matriarchal squirrel next??
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by AdrianW » Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:10 am
Nah ... just ol' scabbycat
Maybe the super sleuth rodent will drop by
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by SteveDDon » Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:14 pm
Just me mooching about late at night.
I'll go with our Forum Matriarch next
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