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AdrianW wrote: Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:23 pm The forum Matriarch next
Spot on description me thinks .salut
Alexis wrote: Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:08 pm Well......I hope my family have read that terminology!!
Yes and it's perfect :D :lol: :lol:

I'll go for the forum Matriarch next :lol:
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Nope just the early morning Wendo .geek

I'll say Cougar on the prowl next.... .scratch
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Sorry Wendo, just me squirrelling by. :hello2:

The Tig next if he is back to .bounce self. :D
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Nope tis me :wave:

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Nope just this quiet night owl :wave:

Alexis next ./thumbsup..
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Nope just me, first thing. homer

I'll say Cougar next.... .scratch
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.....and another no from me. .geek

Right......about time that ol'scabbycat took a prowl in here! :evil4:
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Okay .... here I am

homer

Coolcat next .salut
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Nope, another cat instead :wave: :wave: .bounce .bounce

I have that Friday feeling,

The matriarchal squirrel next??
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One squirrel as ordered. .salut clapclap clapclap clapclap

The wisest of wise ol' owls next. :wave:
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Nah ... just ol' scabbycat :lol:

Maybe the super sleuth rodent will drop by .salut
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homer

Just me mooching about late at night. :wave:

I'll go with our Forum Matriarch next ./thumbsup..
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