Health and Safety for Beginners

by **Safety** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:26 pm

Hi guys..... :wave:

Im looking for a selection of Christmas Safety Slogans........ .scratch

I will start with this one:

Santa likes a clean chimney, so do we......

by **Reddwarf** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:34 pm

Tis the season
To be careful

taken from the firekills website Christmas 2006

http://firekills.direct.gov.uk/video.html

Red

by **davidjones** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:28 am

So here it is,
Merry Christmas,
Everybody to have safe fun

by **Bob Baynes** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:44 pm

If you want a Happy Christmas . . .
DO IT SAFELY!

by **nige b** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:28 pm

christmas is comming the goose is getting fat
watch out for slips n trips
less you go splatt

by **balloon_pilot** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:29 am

Perhaps not quite the right place for this but could't resist

Are Jingle Bells covered by PUWER?

Who has done Santa’s RA’s and MS’s for Work at Height, Manual Handling and Confined space entry?

Have certificates of training and competence in these subjects been duly issued by and registered with the enforcing authorities?

Are copies of applicable RA’s, MS’s Training certificates available for inspection?

Who checks Santa’s permit to operate a magical transportation device?

When was this issued and is it still in date?

Does reindeer poo come under COSHH?

As the sleigh is used in performance of work activities does it also come under PUWER?

Is it used solely as a works vehicle or is private use allowed?

Where is soot listed in EH40?

As Santa’s garb is clearly designed to protect him from the extreme cold whilst flying and operating in the upper atmosphere is it CE marked and suitable for this method of use?

Final thought.

There are over 20,000,000 homes in GB alone after a glass of sherry or port or in posh homes a measure of whiskey and a mince pie or other dainty treat in each one. Not to mention all the other homes across the world visited in the course of 24 hours. Is it really such a small wonder you only see him once a year.

Have fun, be safe and we'll see you all again in the New Year.

Just like the rest of the year Christmas is a baaaaad time to be taking risks

Santa has never had a recorded accident, be like him

Don't risk Santa bringing you a plaster cast for Christmas

Christmas is best enjoyed at home, not in hospital.

Don't be a spoilsport this Christmas keep yourself safe

Terry

by **bedds** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:47 am

Terry..

Jingle Bells aren't covered under PUWER, but it's advised to carry out noise level monitoring and consider exposure levels

by **Alexis** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 3:11 pm

by **Phil** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:52 pm

Some niceslogans and not a single mention of "elf and safety"

by **beauchoc** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:01 pm

Reindeer poo & care - relevant Zoonoses????? :lol:

by **davidjones** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:18 pm

Ok people I would like to dispel the myth that reindeer pull Santa’s sledge. Due to manual handling regulations reindeer are too puny for the job, mooses are used because they more suitable and sufficient for the task. Plus the fact that most people would get out the way of a charging moose, so Santa doesn’t have traffic problems.
Also under the working time regs its too late for puny deer to be up that late.

So we won’t have

Rudolf the red nose reindeer
had the very shiny nose because of all the trips and falls…
./thumbsup..